Saturday, April 26, 2003 Speise.
P-DL opened in Germany, and this guy digs it.
UPDATE: In English, please.
UPDATE 2: That's that - apparently, the original Tykwer article in German has disappeared from Spiegel Online. I apologize to my vast German readership. Please try to make do with the English translation. posted by Linus | 6:21 PM
Friday, April 25, 2003 Bob Balaban.
Sartre-like puppet shows. posted by Linus | 8:23 PM
Thursday, April 24, 2003 stench of Bob Hoskins. posted by Linus | 2:45 PM
MOMA, fall 2003.
posted by Linus | 8:17 AM
Wednesday, April 23, 2003 posted by Linus | 8:52 AM
harmonies of Trent Reznor and Bobby Pollard. posted by Linus | 8:13 AM
fidelio posted by Linus | 7:21 AM
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
From what I guess was some kind of non-resume thingy:
"I do not have a resume because I have been employed at the same place since 1989." posted by Linus | 3:31 PM
This resume was posted online. Instead of putting their first and last name on the header, they dropped this:
"Anything you can do...I can do...equal!"
posted by Linus | 3:28 PM
"Objective to be a member of the xxxx xxxxx team. work diligently to maintain, and be responsible for the team's continued rapid growth. as current market conditions change: to inovate / create / develop and exploit niches in order to sustain growth and profitability as various market segments mature and saturation rates / levels stagnate. to achieve the next level of personal and professional sucess!" posted by Linus | 2:07 PM
(bits of actual resumes sent to one of these. Then someone sent them to me.)
This information was listed under: Education, Honors and Awards:
"ACCIDENT FREE DURING EMPLOYMENT" posted by Linus | 1:56 PM
them for you, dear? posted by Linus | 8:57 AM
Monday, April 21, 2003 Roddy Woomble.
Vocalist for the rock band Idlewild. posted by Linus | 9:13 PM
(Male) Cashier/Front-Service Clerk. See Nedge live.
No doubt Nedge is the recipient of unending teasing at the hands of his L. Luthor-ish nemesis and assorted other co-workers - after all, it's a girl's name. posted by Linus | 6:18 PM
Sunday, April 20, 2003
"You see, I still have real breasts. I don't mean to brag; it's just true. I have lived in L.A. for more than three years now, and out here, God-given breasts are rare. Augmented and silicone-enhanced breasts are so common that they have become a personal gift. They are the perfect foil for my perfectly real and, honestly, superior jugs. Men see me with my 100-percent-original rack, and they are so appreciative. This is the gift that fake breasts have given me. They've given my breasts value.
I just walk down the street where I live in Hollywood, and my breasts and I just about get a hero's welcome. We are so damn unique in this land of homogenized anatomy. I'm a Mickey Mantle Topps card. An Indian-head penny. I'm Franklin Minty! What was once seen as a gift to the male gender has become a gift to the nonparticipating female - me! Thank you, Pamela. Thank you, Demi. And, to quote Alanis, thank you, disillusionment."
- Sarah Silverman, from "A Few Words About My Breasts", Esquire, February 1999, p. 92.
posted by Linus | 8:33 PM