Saturday, April 26, 2003
Geschaft ist sehr Speise.
P-DL opened in Germany, and this guy digs it.
UPDATE: In English, please.
UPDATE 2: That's that - apparently, the original Tykwer article in German has disappeared from Spiegel Online. I apologize to my vast German readership. Please try to make do with the English translation.
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6:21 PM
Friday, April 25, 2003
The Genius List. #023: Bob Balaban.
Sartre-like puppet shows.
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8:23 PM
Thursday, April 24, 2003
The mysterious stench of Bob Hoskins.
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2:45 PM
Deadly SARS virus declared abstract expressionist masterpiece. Headed to MOMA, fall 2003.
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8:17 AM
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
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8:52 AM
The lush harmonies of Trent Reznor and Bobby Pollard.
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8:13 AM
password: fidelio
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7:21 AM
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Resume Detritus. #004:
From what I guess was some kind of non-resume thingy:
"I do not have a resume because I have been employed at the same place since 1989."
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3:31 PM
Resume Detritus. #003:
This resume was posted online. Instead of putting their first and last name on the header, they dropped this:
"Anything you can do...I can do...equal!"
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3:28 PM
Resume Detritus. #002:
Entire resume:
"Objective to be a member of the xxxx xxxxx team. work diligently to maintain, and be responsible for the team's continued rapid growth. as current market conditions change: to inovate / create / develop and exploit niches in order to sustain growth and profitability as various market segments mature and saturation rates / levels stagnate. to achieve the next level of personal and professional sucess!"
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2:07 PM
Resume Detritus, first in a series. #001:
(bits of actual resumes sent to one of these. Then someone sent them to me.)
This information was listed under: Education, Honors and Awards:
"ACCIDENT FREE DURING EMPLOYMENT"
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1:56 PM
Do you want me to call them for you, dear?
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8:57 AM
Monday, April 21, 2003
Classic Names. #003: Roddy Woomble.
Vocalist for the rock band Idlewild.
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9:13 PM
Classic Names. #002: Nedge.
(Male) Cashier/Front-Service Clerk. See Nedge live.
No doubt Nedge is the recipient of unending teasing at the hands of his L. Luthor-ish nemesis and assorted other co-workers - after all, it's a girl's name.
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6:18 PM
Sunday, April 20, 2003
Words of Wisdom. #003:
"You see, I still have real breasts. I don't mean to brag; it's just true. I have lived in L.A. for more than three years now, and out here, God-given breasts are rare. Augmented and silicone-enhanced breasts are so common that they have become a personal gift. They are the perfect foil for my perfectly real and, honestly, superior jugs. Men see me with my 100-percent-original rack, and they are so appreciative. This is the gift that fake breasts have given me. They've given my breasts value.
I just walk down the street where I live in Hollywood, and my breasts and I just about get a hero's welcome. We are so damn unique in this land of homogenized anatomy. I'm a Mickey Mantle Topps card. An Indian-head penny. I'm Franklin Minty! What was once seen as a gift to the male gender has become a gift to the nonparticipating female - me! Thank you, Pamela. Thank you, Demi. And, to quote Alanis, thank you, disillusionment."
- Sarah Silverman, from "A Few Words About My Breasts", Esquire, February 1999, p. 92.
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8:33 PM
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