Friday, June 06, 2003
Fun with Roth. #002:
"This music goes with salt water beautifully. This music goes with lake water or river water. If you’re stuck with somebody, friends or loved ones, and there’s a hurricane raging outside and it’s time to break out the tequila early, this music goes beautifully with that. That’s what I’ve always represented. I’ve called myself the Toastmaster General but I’ve kind of updated that now. Now I’m the Patron Saint of Larceny."
- David Lee Roth, on his new album, "Diamond Dave", due July 8th.
posted by Linus |
3:55 PM
Check Your Wellingness
By: Charles Church
Tutta Pasta ristorante, Los Fresnos, TX. --
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave an impromptu press conference yesterday afternoon. Standing on the City Hall steps, looking out over pretty Jewish girls from The New York Times, the Mayor said he supported raising the subway fare to a cinnamon-raisin bagel.
Standing next to the Mayor was Lawanza Crutcher, as well as New York Times publisher Paunch Sulzberger.
Bloomberg announced further cuts to the fire department. He’s hoping to save money by cutting the tennis team.
The Mayor also cited increased city costs due to stepped-up police patrols and increased CPR training.
The Mayor had just returned from a wedding banquet that featured a main course of ice.
It was the second time the Mayor backpedaled on his promise not to officiate weddings, the first being when he married former mayor Rudolph Giuliani and Dana Descandre.
Speaking on other matters, the Mayor defended the police department in the aftermath of the recent deaths of a Harlem woman and the career of a promising young reporter.
Bloomberg also repeated his support for WTC architect Daniel Liebeskind, praising his Jayson Blair-esque flair for the dramatic.
posted by Linus |
3:32 PM
Thursday, June 05, 2003
The Brown Bunny. #007:
speedy recovery.
posted by Linus |
12:45 PM
Wednesday, June 04, 2003
The Brown Bunny. #006:
"It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of "The Brown Bunny."
posted by Linus |
8:20 AM
Quo Vadimus
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Dude, are you coming down to Quo Vadimus's?" "Quo Vadimus."
posted by Linus |
7:51 AM
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
The Brown Bunny. #005:
vacant nattering.
posted by Linus |
9:02 AM
me and my pants.
posted by Linus |
8:49 AM
Monday, June 02, 2003
The Brown Bunny. #004:
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
posted by Linus |
10:18 AM
Sunday, June 01, 2003
Telly Alert, first in a series. #001:
The Wire 2.0
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8:26 AM
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